As I've Matured, I've Learned...

That you cannot make someone love you.  All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

That no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

That it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

That you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.  After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.

That you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

That you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

That we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

That the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

To say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."

That it is not a good idea to drop your pants for a picture with the Fellas at a fire company function after consuming large amounts of alcohol. (cac)

That when embarking in beverage with brothers, never run from the boat to catch up to your brother after peeing if you don't know what trip hazards exist in front of you. (cac)

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